me, recently: «How to cause an international crisis in 3 simple steps!»
Also me: «kill me instantly»

I wonder if I should take a crack at affecting "good breeding" for a laugh.

Maybe I should write a Tcl/Tk matrix client.

the EBU song contest:

- should have no flashy branding (don't call it Eurovision anymore), just rectangles and the text «EBU Song Contest» in broadcaster primary languages
- should have no public participation (not crowds, not televotes), and be solely juries, which, however, must be much larger than they are today, and partially selected from the general public

case catachreses are fairly common in english

quit storm

update from down the bluesky mines: apparently thecybersmith knows what a dorley hall is

Why is xfdesktop now lighting up icons on hover?

My fucking brain comes up with weird shit at times. Like «you know what you should do, mel? you should boil a single chickpea until it is cooked, and then attempt to slice the chickpea as finely as you can with the largest knife you have. on video.»

Ladies and gentlemen,

the English aristocracy.

Someone will come around shortly with tomatoes.